I guess this one is all over the interwebs, but I saw it on a Ducati mailing list: “Watching NASCAR is like tossing Skittles in the toilet and flushing.”
Though I must admit the new pastels being sported in MotoGP and WSB are stunning.

Dani sees needle, fails to thread (youtube)

I’m so sick with anticipation about the final race tomorrow (I can’t wait! Please, don’t let the season end!) I’m just reading and clipping anything I can find.
Here’s an example of how insane the standings are right now: if Nicky Hayden lands second on the podium, Rossi only has to place place fifth to take [...]

Everyone I know has an opinion about the Nicky v. Valentino showdown. I think Nicky is probably destined to take the first American crown in GP, but I don’t really feel patriotic about it. I did jump up and cheer when he won Laguna Seca, and I loved his reaction afterwards, but I still have [...]