Alphacorse

I’ve been to DCTC twice now. The first time I was having PMS and was really, really hot. I didn’t do any worse than anyone else, but my PMS demon was screaming in my head that I was a worthless piece of shit and some fat ass chick kept harshing my buzz, so I sort of punked out. I kept screwing up all the corners, but really, I wasn’t. I just felt like it.

Which might be a good reason to avoid the women’s only class.

I went back to do a story about Steve Bauman, the dreamy instructor. Took lots of pictures, especially of Scott, who did really well.

I know I’ll go again. I just need to schedule it in accordance with the moon or my horoscope or something. I need a hysterectomy if I want to continue riding.